Actual conversation with my Mum

Mum:

-Talking about friends she knew in the past-
Mum:

Melody was one of my favorite people
Mum:

She was beautiful, confident, had great hair and she could kick ass
Me:

-Jokingly- Her last name wasn't Pond was it?
Mum:

-Looks at me in shock- How did you know??
Apparently this Melody also had a gorgeous ginger mother and her father was a nurse. I'm convinced that my mother met AU River Song and no one can convince me otherwise.

Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship:

Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship:

You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3

this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS

shaggydoge:

OK I JUST WANTED TO UPLOAD THE PART WHERE HE SAYS ROMULANS

sweet-bitsy:

lampsarepeopletoo:

punsicle:

hurdygurdygirl:

This is how I’d play chess

I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY

HOLY SH*T

Isn’t this how everyone plays

(Source: ohcommunity)

g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s:

myeightcents:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

This is gold!

oh my god

yesicanbelieveit:

so-so-lovely:

HARRY POTTER DUBSTEP

JUST PRESS PLAY.

My soul is orgasming.

Put on headphones

Close your eyes.

(Source: penishole)

shaddicted:

sherlockspeare:

A Wild Dancing John appears in Buckingham Palace.

I laughed way too much at this.